dunno about harry houdini, or harry redknapp... i think harry seacombe could have managed (and possibly played in) a side capable of beating that rabble last night.
but then 'rabble' is the wrong word as you tend to use rabble to describe a bunch of over-enthusiastic kids whereas the majority of the players in red last night looked like they actually didn't want to be there, and the rest looked like they'd never met, let alone trained together before.
liverpool's only hope came with the tottenham goalkeeper who i'm convinced is in the team as part of an elaborate beadle-style hoax, but the right-sided half of the worst full-back pairing* i've seen in nearly 40 years of support managed to end the only positive move he's been involved in since joining the club by injuring him enough to be substituted, before going off injured himself.
again.
but then... this is a bus forum
*julian dicks notwithstanding.