Best camp fire question ......

[toffo24]

Ok , what is the best question that you have ever best asked when sitting around a camp fire.


Mine .... Last night ....my 14 year old asked me "Dad... What a gimp?"


:?

 

[sparkywig]

Was he sat next to ozziedog?

 

[toffo24]

No she wasn't ....

 

[sparkywig]

:lol:

I was speed typing on the iphone and missed the "s" out.....

 

[Porkpie]

:lol: .
Not a camp fire question but in the same veign, my daughter and I were watching the new pilot for a series called Suburgatory last night when she asked me what condoms were! Thank god she didn't ask what screwed meant :lol: She's nine

Regards, Si

 

[THE LAST PANZER]

It was truly a beautiful moment, i could not stop laughing. what a fantastic night it was. A true honor to meet you all.

 

[Irishpete]

Sat around a camp fire on a week away with my class and a kid sidles up to me. He was a nice kid (about 10) and this was said in the most innocent of ways. The conversation went something like this...

Mr S?

Yes Steve (not his real name)

Ummm, it's ok

What is it Steve?

Well... I heard my mum and dad talking and I wanted to ask them a question but I don't think they'll tell me.

Go on.

Weeeellllll...... I get what condoms are for (at this point I was really wishing he'd bottled the question!) but why are some of them flavoured?

:shock:

 

[toffo24]

Sound like I got of lightly....keep em coming :

 

[68_early_bay]

Sat around a camp fire on a week away with my class and a kid sidles up to me. He was a nice kid (about 10) and this was said in the most innocent of ways. The conversation went something like this...

Mr S?

Yes Steve (not his real name)

Ummm, it's ok

What is it Steve?

Well... I heard my mum and dad talking and I wanted to ask them a question but I don't think they'll tell me.

Go on.

Weeeellllll...... I get what condoms are for (at this point I was really wishing he'd bottled the question!) but why are some of them flavoured?

:shock:

:shock: .............. :lol: :50:

 

[Porkpie]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[creationblue]

Ok , what is the best question that you have ever best asked when sitting around a camp fire.


Mine .... Last night ....my 14 year old asked me "Dad... What a gimp?"


:?

:lol: Did you get your outfit from the van Pete?........

 

[fleeb1]

Ok , what is the best question that you have ever best asked when sitting around a camp fire.


Mine .... Last night ....my 14 year old asked me "Dad... What a gimp?"


:?

Ha ha! What was your answer?

 

[pottinger]

"Do you want these matches Dad?"

 

[toffo24]

I told her its a man that lives in a box......

And no ...Just, I left it at home LOL

 

[Happystamps]

my favourite one was at a festival last year...

"would you rather be chased by 100 horses the size of ducks, or 1 duck the size of a horse?"

closely followed by...

"would you rather give your dad a *******... or be surrounded by ducks for the rest of your life?"

it was a pretty good night

 

[Camperdan]

"Is there sound in space" had us stumped for a while once?

Yes, drink was involved..... Lots!

 

[sidecargezzer]

Best camp fire question ......

can you really walk bare footed over hot coals?
here, hold my beer and watch this........ :shock: