Captions please!

[Pete B]

Whilst browsing through umpteen photos, I happened upon this example which includes someone in a rather strange pose. The shot wasn't planned to include him, was just one of many random pics at a certain VW gathering earlier in the year. I have no idea what he is doing, but I do know who he is,and he gets on here quite a bit! So, as long as the brown envelope stuffed full of used £20's appears on my doormat in the next few days, you will remain annonymous!
You know who you are!

Thought it might be a laugh to see what captions people come up with,

Perhaps, "So I got hold of 'em like this, and said 'if I ever see you on my manor again....."

Oh, and if anyone could tell me how to reduce the size of this so it fits widthwise, thanks!

 

[noddy]

Who's stolen my shopping!!

Volkswagen club organizes farting competition.

These invisible chickens are heavy.

 

[tom_r_p]

"and as the silverback alpha male returns, he notices the the V-dubbers have set up camp" (said in a David Attenborough stylie)

 

[flynster]

these right angled arms make me back ache!

 

[pete nice]

Piggy back? Christ! This invisible man is rather heavy!

 

[clyde]

"Thats the last time i bring the Splitty, the driving position is bloody terrible"

or

"Are you sure walking like a monkey is a requirement for being a member of the 80-90 Club"

or

"Look ive got two rolls of Genuine NOS westy floor lino..........honest, hurry up and help me its heavy"

 

[SteveGTU]

EUHH EUHH EUHH I Want a bay like you hooo hooo
OR
TELL ME "IS THERE A WHITE WESTY IN MY HOOD"

 

[strongy]

"im sure i left home in shoes,not slipers"

 

[rustydiver]

Im going home and tell my mum!! They wont let me play.

Those buggers in them wedgies have just given me an Atomic WEDGIE :shock: :shock:

My wife says

I must get my own portaloo, did'nt make in time to the crapper.

 

[Araon]

"Ggrrrrrrr....bloody wedge owners wanna learn to clean up after their dogs......Mavis, mavis get the disenfectant out I found another pile...."

 

[SteveGTU]

Christ Mavis your pants are tight !!!!

 

[Pete B]

Loving the replies so far, BUT I must point out that the gentleman in question is as sound as it is possible to be and in no way whatsoever am I intending for him to be a subject of ridicule, this is just a bit of fun with a chance photo. I feel quite privilaged to refer to said chap as a friend and am sure (hope!) he will see this in the same way. Gulp.

 

[easy]

"next year I must buy one of these vw campers, that tent was far too small!"

sorry i will get me hat...... :wink:

 

[Graham L]

As the victim of said photo I'm not sure what I was doing but Pete B all I will say is watch your back, revenge is a dish best served cold :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Glad its made a few people have a laugh at my expense anyway :mrgreen:

 

[Gadget Boy]

I cant believe thats you Graham ?? and my caption is '' Ohh Christ Ive just **** down my leg '' PMSL :lol:

 

[Graham L]

Cheers Dean, its me it was taken on the morning at Hook Road before we headed off to Brighton

(planning my revenge Pete :mrgreen: )

 

[Guest]

i was gonna say "I'm a little teapot....." but since i know know its you graham, i wont :lol:

 

[Fraggle]

"When can I remove the hanger?"

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