The BAY of Despair poem.

[frod]

People love this kind of Van - It's history
Why they do, is a scientific mystery
I never even wanted one of these
When you do it's like an incurable Disease
A constant battle against the rust
as your van tries it's best to turn back into dust
People take pictures others just stare
But Vans like these are a welder's nightmare
Mechanics say"Hope you've got plenty of tools"
When others wave they say "there goes another van of fools"
17yrs of excessive endfloat
Painfully handing over note piled upon note
Empty now is my box of coffers
While it's dead in the drive, I'd gladly accept any serious offers.

 

[ozziedog]

Some times you can sink into despair
It might even be a total nightmare
So swear a bit, get angry and cuss
Then stand up and glare at yer bus
Man up to the bus in a threatening manner
And show him who`s boss with your best biggest spanner
Beg, borrow, steal, never give up hope
With the help of Early Bay we know you will cope

Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Sleep on it

 

[frod]

Of selling our van to a stranger
There really isn't much of a danger
At 44 it's become a grumpy old man
it has thrown it's toys from the pram
Tomorrow it'll be towed to the Garage
Walking to work, I'll just have to manage
Accelerator assembly keeps falling apart
It's turning over and over but just won't start
I've got a new linkage and swivel from megabug
I'll leave it to the garage to get a spark from the plug

 

[gvee]

These are brilliant!
Sorry this didn't rhyme :msn4: