Masturbation & the fight against cancer

[Lordain Volley]

Greetings,
I'm sure all you guys (sorry this post is not directly for you girls) are health conscious and if you’re like myself and in your 40's then the words 'prostate' and 'cancer' can cause a degree of anxiety and furrowing of the brow. Anyway, I just read in the Sunday Times of the sad news that Richard Beeston, a foreign correspondent for the Times, died yesterday (or today). He was 50 and was diagnosed with prostate cancer aged 44. :shock:

Unfortunately, getting old and succumbing to illness and death is there for us all at some point, but that doesn’t mean we should leave things in the hands of fate or wishful thinking. I if you want avoid or reduce your chances of getting prostate cancer (which is the biggest cancer killer after lung cancer), why not check out this site.
http://uk.askmen.com/sports/health_400/410_4-fun-ways-to-prevent-prostate-cancer.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

It lists (among other things) that masturbation or sex every other day literally cleans out the tubes, purging the body of nasty cacogenic enzymes. I have just revealed this fact to the Mrs, I can't say what she said as it will be giving too much away, but you get the picture.

1. Eating Marinara Source
2. Masturbate
3. Go Dragon Boat Racing?
4. Eat a big bowl of cereal in front of Saturday morning cartoons
5. Keep Life fun

I don't think one has to do all 4 in order, but I would advise against doing 1and 2 together, or 2 /3 together and never 2 and 4, unless the house is empty and the curtains drawn.

I practice 5 by working on my bus! :lol:

LV

 

[Dave.P]

good post..
Im practising hard but alas no dragon boats :lol:
On a serious note my uncle has prostate cancer and is coping well , having caught it early. So dont rule out getting yourselves checked out boys.That finger up yer bum might just save your life.
:shock: :lol:

 

[Lordain Volley]

good post..
Im practising hard but alas no dragon boats :lol:
On a serious note my uncle has prostate cancer and is coping well , having caught it early. So dont rule out getting yourselves checked out boys.That finger up yer bum might just save your life.
:shock: :lol:

Hi,
Sorry to hear about your uncle, I hope to recovers soon.I thought it was a disease that affected the very old until I read about the death of the Times journalist at 50. The article is actually very informative with sound advice on prevention. As I'm sure we all know diet is crucial, keep away from processed rubbish, keep it fresh, and cut down on the alcohol :evil: My Mr's mother died of breast caner in her early 60's so she only drinks soy milk as cows milk has potential links (so some research suggests) to breast cancer. Its not a subject to dwell upon, but being informed about the facts must help.

I remember Sparky Wig's post last year about "Movember" so thought I'd post this up.

LV

 

[ozziedog]

Great post !!! I`ll wait till a bit later and get Mrs Ozziedog to read it as well. You never know, it might make the weekend more entertaining,, although I hold judgement at this point in time. Now I`ll watch Mrs Ozziedog rather carefully after she has read this post :? I know which drawer has the life insurance policies in it.

Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,So ,,,,,,,,, what do you think ?? Feast or famine ?? :lol: :lol:

 

[K@rlos]

How many male users are gonna read this then lock themselves in the toilet? :lol:

 

[Trikky2]

I went for a checkup at the doctors last week.

She said "I am sorry but you will have to stop masturbating".

I asked her why.

She said, "because I am trying to examine you"

(Yes I know its an old joke but it still makes me laugh)

 

[Lordain Volley]

I went for a checkup at the doctors last week.

She said "I am sorry but you will have to stop masturbating".

I asked her why.

She said, "because I am trying to examine you"

(Yes I know its an old joke but it still makes me laugh)

Sheergold. :lol: Doctor says to patient who is seeking advice on family planning "Do you take any precautions before sex". The man earnestly gathers his thoughts, thinks for a moment and replies (without a hint of irony) "Yes doctor... I make sure I have an enormous erection" :lol:

One more: Q. Did you hear about the short sighted circumciser?
A: "He got the sack". :shock:

Ozzidog, I think the feast or famine question is only one you and Mrs Ozzidog can decide upon. But it's good to approach a banquet with a sound appetite.


LV

 

[jonboylaw]

Bloody hell, my Andrex consumption has increased 5 fold since reading that.

Side effect seems to be a sprained wrist..




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[ozziedog]

Ozzidog, I think the feast or famine question is only one you and Mrs Ozzidog can decide upon. But it's good to approach a banquet with a sound appetite.


LV[/quote]

What make you think that I`ll have any say in the proceedings then ?? :lol: :roll: :lol:

I have a book coming out soon everyone :mrgreen: Soooooo,,,,,,,,,,,,, maybe I shouldn`t have eaten it :mrgreen:

Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,,,, I`ll get me coat :mrgreen:

 

[sparkywig]

Took a while to answer your phone over the weekend though.....

 

[dubscum]

Greetings,
I'm sure all you guys (sorry this post is not directly for you girls) are health conscious and if you’re like myself and in your 40's then the words 'prostate' and 'cancer' can cause a degree of anxiety and furrowing of the brow. Anyway, I just read in the Sunday Times of the sad news that Richard Beeston, a foreign correspondent for the Times, died yesterday (or today). He was 50 and was diagnosed with prostate cancer aged 44. :shock:

Unfortunately, getting old and succumbing to illness and death is there for us all at some point, but that doesn’t mean we should leave things in the hands of fate or wishful thinking. I if you want avoid or reduce your chances of getting prostate cancer (which is the biggest cancer killer after lung cancer), why not check out this site.
http://uk.askmen.com/sports/health_400/410_4-fun-ways-to-prevent-prostate-cancer.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

It lists (among other things) that masturbation or sex every other day literally cleans out the tubes, purging the body of nasty cacogenic enzymes. I have just revealed this fact to the Mrs, I can't say what she said as it will be giving too much away, but you get the picture.

1. Eating Marinara Source
2. Masturbate
3. Go Dragon Boat Racing?
4. Eat a big bowl of cereal in front of Saturday morning cartoons
5. Keep Life fun

I don't think one has to do all 4 in order, but I would advise against doing 1and 2 together, or 2 /3 together and never 2 and 4, unless the house is empty and the curtains drawn.

I practice 5 by working on my bus! :lol:

LV

i better cut down then :msn4: