Need a change in career!!!!!

[Araon]

Christ I am fooked...................

I'm a bit knackered working permanent nights for the last year starting to catch up..Anyone got a job for a fat, fatigued, offensive geordie Radio/Tetra technician on the railways??????

Silly mistakes starting to creep in and I've just come back off holiday....man I'm feeling old..........

Ideally looking for a position in Wine tasting, beer tasting, whiskey tasting ok i want to sit in a pool of my own fluids drink myself into a stupor take my clothes off (again) and generally verbally abuse passers by...hey why dont i join the guys at the arches in waterloo.... :lol:

 

[Mike F]

looking for a position in Wine tasting, beer tasting, whiskey tasting ok i want to sit in a pool of my own fluids drink myself into a stupor take my clothes off (again) and generally verbally abuse passers by

You should go back to school - most of the kids I teach sound like your description with their sordid lives!

 

[Araon]

Even I cant get that obnoxious.

Though have considered taking time out to re-edumacate myself (in wine)

 

[Justin & Muttley]

...ok i want to sit in a pool of my own fluids drink myself into a stupor take my clothes off (again) and generally verbally abuse passers by...

You've just described my life.

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

No, really it isn't.

Honest.

 

[speedwell68]

Have you considered prostitution?

 

[Justin & Muttley]

Have you considered prostitution?

:shock: :shock: :shock:

 

[easy]

i have actually .....oh sorry you werent talking to me :wink:

 

[Araon]

Did a bit of escorting in my younger days :wink:

 

[chrisby]

Couldnt handle permanant nights myself ,I do shifts , some start at 5am and finish at 2.30 pm , otheres start at 3pm and end at 1am and anywhere in between . Get odd days off in the middle of the week when I can play with my van with no interuption from her in doors :wink:
PCV driving [buses and coaches] they are always looking for peeps, train you for free and you can move about the country. Not the best job in the world , but I could never work inside a factory or office

 

[Justin & Muttley]

...but I could never work inside a factory or office

I work outside every day - I love it!

 

[Araon]

Came back from france 3.5 years ago stayed with the company and worked a shift pattern that averaged 3 day week so much time off it was superb but the job and department managers were arse, took a secondment across the corridor last year, jobs interesting but projects can only be executed at nite, really starting to hit me hard coupled with the 4 hour return commute every day...... oh so tired... thats why I'm sat here cant muster up the enery to go to the bog... :shock:

 

[Justin & Muttley]

...cant muster up the energy to go to the bog... :shock:

Just do it in your pants - that's what I do...

 

[Araon]

what pants

 

[Justin & Muttley]

what pants

That could make things tricky come bedtime!!! Urgghhhh! :lol:

 

[currylager]

Even more interesting if you turn the electric blanket on :lol:

 

[dancingbay]

4 hour return commute every day......:shock:

that's severe :shock:

 

[Araon]

especially after a 12 or more hour nite....

 

[dancingbay]

mad :wink: