New series of Red dwarf

[MisterListerSir]

Do siamese twins grow whiskers while in stasis? :lol:

 

[RichardAlexander]

Racist

 

[RichardAlexander]

On again tonight and for all the True Dwarfers ..........

'' Hi Im Talkie Toaster , Your talking toaster friend ........ Does anyone want any Toast ''

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

There is no silicon heaven

 

[MisterListerSir]

So where do all the calculators go? :shock:

 

[RichardAlexander]

They don't go anywhere they just die

 

[rickyrooo1]

They've taken Mr Rimmer sir! they've taken Mr Rimmer!
Quick, let's get out of here before they bring him back!

 

[5erge]

"Your father was a baboon's rump and your mother spent most of her life up against walls with sailors?"

The new season is great, I like it. Episode 3 looks like it'll be a good un.

Des

 

[MisterListerSir]

loving it so far

 

[RichardAlexander]

Just seen the add for this Thursday's episode

Jesus

 

[rickyrooo1]

Just seen the add for this Thursday's episode

Jesus

yes?

 

[Marvel]

First glaring error of the series!!
Rimmers parents were 7th Day Advent Hoppists.

 

[gvee]

Is the new series available on demand anywhere? Missed the second episode and whilst I know that it will be repeated on Dave, I really don't want to have to wait

 

[gvee]

Only episode 3 available on the UKTV website: http://video.uktv.co.uk/dave/programme/red%20dwarf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

 

[rickyrooo1]

First glaring error of the series!!
Rimmers parents were 7th Day Advent Hoppists.

Faith HOP and charity?
a bit like Lister having his appendix out twice..... plenty of continuity errors in the dwarf - still love it though, seems to me for this series they have tried to rewrite series 5 which in most fans opinions was the pinacle, it's good but i'm not sure it's gaining many new fans - just us oldies revisiting our youth.

 

[gvee]

i'm not sure it's gaining many new fans - just us oldies revisiting our youth.

Some of us aren't that old
Red Dwarf is nearly as old as I am! :lol:

 

[RichardAlexander]

the biggest error was meeting jesus, in a previous series they missing front page of the bible was found

For hundreds of years it has been universally believed that the first page of the Bible has been removed. The earliest copies of the Bible have all shown indications of the first page being torn out and as a result any future copies of the Bible have omitted this page.

There has been much speculation of the contents of this missing first page with the most common belief that it contained the exact date of the extermination of mankind.

On Friday April 10, 2009 archeologists near Mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be the missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon-dated in Bonne. If genuine, it is the missing first page of the Bible, however the page has been universally condemned by church leaders.

It reads as follows:

"To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."

 

[Marvel]

the biggest error was meeting jesus, in a previous series they missing front page of the bible was found

For hundreds of years it has been universally believed that the first page of the Bible has been removed. The earliest copies of the Bible have all shown indications of the first page being torn out and as a result any future copies of the Bible have omitted this page.

There has been much speculation of the contents of this missing first page with the most common belief that it contained the exact date of the extermination of mankind.

On Friday April 10, 2009 archeologists near Mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be the missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon-dated in Bonne. If genuine, it is the missing first page of the Bible, however the page has been universally condemned by church leaders.

It reads as follows:

"To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."

Ah yes! I forgot that one. Don't know why cos I use it to confuse believers :lol:

 

[rickyrooo1]

but they didn't actually meet THE jesus did they? the 1st one was a different one and the 2nd had a twin called judas - which rimmer summised about? therefore i guess the continuity - as poor as it is can continue?

 

[RichardAlexander]

In the world of quantum physics they could be dimension jumping anyway. Oh well it's still very funny