iif i ever hear that word again argh.

[john the horse]

conversation.............
Van bore.. alright mate is that your dub?
Jth...........whats a dub?
Vanbore... you know mate veedub.
Jth...........na you lost me there fella?
Vanbore....Havent you heard of that before?
Jth........... na mate never whats it mean?
Vanbore....you know vw....veedub!
JTH.........sorry you lost me, STILL, IS IT LIKE YA GRANDMAS OLD POLO THING, THAT YA CUT THE SPRINGS OFF TO MAKE YOU LOOK A TWAT.
vanbore... you mean to tell me you dont know or like those types.
JTH.........nope and its got a sign on the back that helps if you aint sure what it is...........volkswagon.

man i cant stand that word/s argh...

end of dubbing rant.

if it aint rubbing you aint dubbb...............where my gun.

 

[VeeDubMan]

 

[rickyrooo1]

mine says volkswagen on the back - do i win a prize? :lol:

 

[thejinx]

The only dub I know is on a poor quality porn film

 

[rickyrooo1]

my favourite is "couldn't you afford a proper one"
i reply, i like to drive with my arms "inside" the van.

 

[Trikky2]

One I get a lot is:-

Who restored your bus?
Nobody did.
Oh - you did it all yourself then?
No - it's not restored.

:lol:

 

[KevH]

Talking to my barber last week:
Him: Wife is taking the T5 to Camperjam, with her mate...she loves it, been before.
Me: You not fancy it then?
Him: Nah, can't be doing with those old vans everywhere, I just want to get to the beach quick as I can, with the air-con on.
Me: (Thinking what to say whilst he holds a cut-throat in his right hand and my chin in the other)..I quite like the old ones...
Him: My mate says they are fire traps, always braking down, and they are rust buckets. I don't know what people see in them.

That sort of ended the conversation. At least he didn't say 'dub' and he has no pretences about his T5.

 

[monkeyvanwestybike]

A bloke asked me once if mine had one or two Hamsters running round in the big wheel at the back

 

[Lee C]

& has it??
Or did that cat get them??^^^^

 

[john the horse]

vanbore....whats that for fella( pointing to swamp cooler)
JTH......... ITS A TIME MACHINE
vanbore....no really what is it?
JTH.........sorry its a wish i had a fucking time machine so i could go back to before i met you and hide.


Vanbore... is this yours
JTH.........no!



Vanbore.. i dont like paintwork , why did you do that?
JTH........ did your mrs always look like that, why did you do that?

 

[VeeDubMan]

"Oh...I've heard a Porsche engine drops right in!"

 

[StuF]

"Oh...I've heard a Porsche engine drops right in!"

Its only 4 bolts :msn4:

 

[coopster]

I got a
Knob: that your camper mate ?
Me: Yeah
Knob: they don't look good lowered with alloys (mine was dropped bout 6inches on BRMs)
Me: oh right , where's yours ?
Knob: Eh? I've not got one
Me: Exactly now fuck off you tool

Bearing in mind this was at 10am on a Sunday morning outside Halfrauds

 

[Myvanway]

knob at work: "Its not a splitty though!!"

Me: "Ya Mum".... :fyou:

 

[gvee]

I bought a Hayburner sticker to answer the most asked question about my van: http://hayburner.co.uk/shop/Product/148" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

 

[Marriedblonde]

But its a dub thing... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

 

[Pete B]

On more than one occasion I've directed folk to the tailgate....



....and then walked away.

 

[Alpine Burt]

"You know a Porsche engine fits in the back too!"

" Really,who'd have thought it :roll: :lol:

 

[monkeyvanwestybike]

conversation.............
Van bore.. alright mate is that your dub?
Jth...........whats a dub?
Vanbore... you know mate veedub.
Jth...........na you lost me there fella?
Vanbore....Havent you heard of that before?
Jth........... na mate never whats it mean?
Vanbore....you know vw....veedub!
JTH.........sorry you lost me, STILL, IS IT LIKE YA GRANDMAS OLD POLO THING, THAT YA CUT THE SPRINGS OFF TO MAKE YOU LOOK A TWAT.
vanbore... you mean to tell me you dont know or like those types.
JTH.........nope and its got a sign on the back that helps if you aint sure what it is...........volkswagon.

man i cant stand that word/s argh...

end of dubbing rant.

if it aint rubbing you aint dubbb...............where my gun.

Do you think the matey got confused and meant one of these things? :lol:

 

[StuF]

conversation.............
Van bore.. alright mate is that your dub?
Jth...........whats a dub?
Vanbore... you know mate veedub.
Jth...........na you lost me there fella?
Vanbore....Havent you heard of that before?
Jth........... na mate never whats it mean?
Vanbore....you know vw....veedub!
JTH.........sorry you lost me, STILL, IS IT LIKE YA GRANDMAS OLD POLO THING, THAT YA CUT THE SPRINGS OFF TO MAKE YOU LOOK A TWAT.
vanbore... you mean to tell me you dont know or like those types.
JTH.........nope and its got a sign on the back that helps if you aint sure what it is...........volkswagon.

man i cant stand that word/s argh...

end of dubbing rant.

if it aint rubbing you aint dubbb...............where my gun.

Do you think the matey got confused and meant one of these things? :lol:

Arrrgggghhhhhhh my EYES! :shock: :shock: