Off-topic

[guidddo]

At my "home forum" I am one the large shareholders in the off-topic topic,

and over here lots of nice off topics get lost as people open a single topic for every off-topic
so lets unite off-topicers and post all your silly **** over here:

I'll kick off . . .

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[guidddo]

Pete-B had a nice one 2, which is now slowly gettin lost . . .

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[guidddo]

sorry?

 

[guidddo]

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[guidddo]

But off-topic is more !

 

[guidddo]

Just this afternoon i realised myselve that there is a great chance that it is just because there are two big trees over my parking space, and birds just sit and ****, birds **** on me when i am laying half under my bus. It is not that those birds realise themselves that i tend to shoot at them for shitting on my bus or on me. Should i instead kill the trees or just move to a garage with some livingspace for some humans?

 

[guidddo]

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[guidddo]

Offtopic isn't abbout anything but everything can be posted in it.
If it's abbout anything you're on topic and that is rather strange for an off topic cause then you are off topic. A bit of a oximoron but thats the fun.

It's not meant to be a monologue thoug!

 

[guidddo]

Coffee anyone?

 

[jerupke]

Right now... I'm looking at my wifes naked butt. Nice..... though she will not let me make a picture of it.....
Not even after I told her it's just for u guys ....

(and girls....)

Silly woman....

Sorry?

 

[bananacustard]

Police in Amsterdam, thought you guys might like this .

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[guidddo]

it's bbq season:

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[jerupke]

Charlie: [surprised] Hey, these seats were brown leather.
You know this car?
Raymond: I know this car.
Charlie: How do you know this car?
Raymond: It's a 1949 Buick Roadmaster. Straight 8. Fireball 8. Only 8,985 production models. Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday.
Charlie: Who's your dad?
Raymond: Sanford Babbitt. 10961 Beachcrest Street, Cincinnati Ohio.
Charlie: That's my address. Hey, who's your mother?
Raymond: Eleanor Babbitt. Died January 5, 1965 after short and sudden illness.
Charlie: Who the hell are you?
Raymond: Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner.

Just wanted to share this... Can anybody guess where it's from?

 

[guidddo]

if the polarization of views in the conventional thinking goes on in the partly by media caused pace, the character of a next generation of earth dwellers as most striking features will show an aggressive state of permanent dissatisfaction with all the features imaginable.

 

[jerupke]

Common sence is the best divided thing in the world,
everybody thinks (s)he has got enough of it...

 

[guidddo]

could i maybe interest someone in a 40 ft container with cucumbers?
i got it cheap so it doesn't have to cost much . . .

 

[jerupke]

could i maybe interest someone in a 40 ft container with cucumbers?
i got it cheap so it doesn't have to cost much . . .

Are they Japanese?

Because I heard the Spanish might not be ok

 

[guidddo]

plop

 

[72nu-funk]

Charlie: [surprised] Hey, these seats were brown leather.
You know this car?
Raymond: I know this car.
Charlie: How do you know this car?
Raymond: It's a 1949 Buick Roadmaster. Straight 8. Fireball 8. Only 8,985 production models. Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday.
Charlie: Who's your dad?
Raymond: Sanford Babbitt. 10961 Beachcrest Street, Cincinnati Ohio.
Charlie: That's my address. Hey, who's your mother?
Raymond: Eleanor Babbitt. Died January 5, 1965 after short and sudden illness.
Charlie: Who the hell are you?
Raymond: Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner.

Just wanted to share this... Can anybody guess where it's from?

Rain Man :msn4:

 

[jerupke]

Charlie: [surprised] Hey, these seats were brown leather.
You know this car?
Raymond: I know this car.
Charlie: How do you know this car?
Raymond: It's a 1949 Buick Roadmaster. Straight 8. Fireball 8. Only 8,985 production models. Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday.
Charlie: Who's your dad?
Raymond: Sanford Babbitt. 10961 Beachcrest Street, Cincinnati Ohio.
Charlie: That's my address. Hey, who's your mother?
Raymond: Eleanor Babbitt. Died January 5, 1965 after short and sudden illness.
Charlie: Who the hell are you?
Raymond: Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner.

Just wanted to share this... Can anybody guess where it's from?

Rain Man :msn4:

Very well, now... What does this dat about you?

Either you know how to Google.... Or.......

Gnegne...