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[slammedkustom]

more importantly he thinks im better looking than bjork and his missus!

It's the beard dude. It just does it for me. :lol:

well it is a mighty fine set of chin pubes!

 

[Justin & Muttley]

:lol: :lol:

 

[jabbo]

Japanese eskimos WTF! :lol:

Not sure how it started, but Nic got described as looking like a Japanese Eskimo once. If there is such a thing.

 

[slammedkustom]

Japanese eskimos WTF! :lol:

Not sure how it started, but Nic got described as looking like a Japanese Eskimo once. If there is such a thing.

was it a fat Japanese Eskimo?

 

[emerald]

Japanese eskimos WTF! :lol:

my friend told me to take my lip piercing out, he said i have an interesting face and didnt need it. when i asked what he meant he said i look Japanese, but if i put fluff round my head id look like an eskimo

not bad seeing as im spanish! :lol:

 

[Shaggy]

She doesn't really look like Bjork but she is damn fine, but her claim to fame is Bjork did babysit her when she was little which is now my claim to fame that I go out with someone who was babysat by bjork.

Lets set a little challenge who has the best far removed claim to fame?

GO!......

 

[slammedkustom]

interesting...mmm no,
freaky yes,
slightly scary definatly! :lol:

 

[jabbo]

If I was being babysat by Bjork there's no way I'd step out of line. The crazy cow would beat the crap out of you. :lol:

 

[slammedkustom]

She doesn't really look like Bjork but she is damn fine, but her claim to fame is Bjork did babysit her when she was little which is now my claim to fame that I go out with someone who was babysat by bjork.

Lets set a little challenge who has the best far removed claim to fame?

GO!......

so our claim to fame is that we know a guy whos girlfriends was once babysat by Bjork! that will get me into all the best nightclubs! :lol:

 

[Shaggy]

dude that would make you own the best night clubs

 

[jabbo]

so our claim to fame is that we know a guy whos girlfriends was once babysat by Bjork! that will get me into all the best nightclubs! :lol:

Technically I've never met Shaggy, but I have met you. So I guess my claim to fame is I know someone who knows a guy who's girlfriend was once babysat by Bjork.

 

[Shaggy]

Come to think of it know one has met me

 

[Shaggy]

In fact I have a better, I work with a guy who GF has a friend that babysits for jo whiley, and she got of with chris martin ages ago...hahaha

Surly I win, or maybe I know a girl that knows what I know.....hmmmm :?

 

[emerald]

interesting...mmm no,
freaky yes,
slightly scary definatly! :lol:

*shakes fist*

whyiorrta...

 

[Shaggy]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! :twisted:

 

[Justin & Muttley]

In fact I have a better, I work with a guy who GF has a friend that babysits for jo whiley, and she got of with chris martin ages ago...hahaha

Surly I win, or maybe I know a girl that knows what I know.....hmmmm :?

A girl I used to work with once slept with Paul Weller!!!

 

[Shaggy]

Now that is damn cool

 

[slammedkustom]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! :twisted:

bring it on girlfriend! :shock:

 

[Minkytastic]

:shock:

 

[Araon]

Claim to fame- I back in the day was the inspiration for Harry enfields character "bugger all money" on a chance meeting on Newcastle station, whilst mimicing his "Loadsa money" and putting a geordie twist on it (I used to have a real strong accent them days)....

Still not got my royalties, tight Bstard :x :lol: