Chav quote of the day

[giraffeinbath]

Just been to Halfords to buy some light bulbs.

Standing in front of me in the queue was Fat Chav, Fat Chav's Girlfriend and Fat Chav's Mate.
Fat Chav is buying a shiny chrome thing to stick on the end of his exhaust pipe and also paying for his girlfriends 'Little Miss Naughty' pink seatbelt cover.
Fat Chav turns around to Fat Chav's Mate and moans;

'Her's is more expensive then mine and it's not even a performance accessory!'

:lol: :lol:

 

[ant]

 

[mjknight71]

Fat Chav is buying a shiny chrome thing to stick on the end ..........................and it's not even a performance accessory!'

:lol: :lol:

.....................is this what Aaron calls a euphemism :lol:

 

[aogrady]

LOL!!

What do you call a chav in a box??



Innit!!

 

[AxlFoley]

bruv didn u know chrome adds 10bhp!

 

[aogrady]

And i just got a safety star - cos it's safe innit?!

 

[Pete B]

Have had a less than cheerful couple of weeks, a little gem like this makes all the difference, thank you very much!

 

[Guest]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/no31online/spidegenerator.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

we call them 'Spides' over here. check out the link 'build your own chav', turn the sound up too :lol:

check out the medallion :lol: