To all the people making fun. Leave him alone! But if you do get a phone get an iphone 5 or similar. Its small and cheap (£20/30) Disable all the **** it thinks you need. It has a camera and a route finder which is useful. (I used to draw on postits for directions) Believe me, I held on to my Nokia 6310 until recently. My decision to keep tech at bay. When I got the new phone I was encouraged by everyone to get whatsapp!, got loads of mundane crap from friends and found I was wasting my life on it so I deleted it!No, it wasn't a spoof post. I was being completely serious. I have no immediate plans to acquire any form of mobile telephone, but if I eventually do, it would probably be a simple early-generation type with no superfluous bells & whistles.