Let’s hear about anything you do in your van :? Anything unusual, keep it clean though or cleanish maybe better. 
On Friday , I had to take Mrs Ozziedog to the ladies barbers to make her even more beautiful than she is now So you wouldn’t believe that was possible now would you. So I drop her off to get a little more colour added :roll: and was told to come back in two and a half hours and she would ring me when this minor miracle had been acheived A series of unusual events happened. It was an absolutely fab day and the sun was out and everybods had their summery clothes on , even I had my extra large Bombay Bloomers camo shorts on . So I drop Mrs Ozziedog off at the miracle workers in the middle of Bristol town right by the water and promptly hot foot it off to my favourite cafe for my bestest meal of a ginormous salad and a jacket spud with lashings of home made chilli. I’ve sorted this out in world record time :lol: So I go for a cruise about in the town in the glorious sunshine in my little bus. Suns out and the sceneries brilliant and most of Bristol has a 20 speed limit, perfect for cruising and showing off your wheels to the tourists in the town. I cruise about so much that I’m busting for a pee and there’s nowhere to stop and spend a penny in town without going into a multi storey that you may or may not get stuck in :shock: So we put our foot down and drive just out of town to a friendly Tesco and saved the day. I drive back to town now but even I’m getting peed off driving around and around and around, almost to the point of the van is almost dizzy. So I spot a parking place at the top of Park street which is quite a steep hill lined with trendy shops right in the middle of town by the uni. Danny Mckaskill did some sort of bike race up this hill a couple of years back. So I park up so I don’t run out of petrol then I sit there waiting for about twenty minutes and I’m just about-cheesed off with waiting by now . So I’m thinking I’ll get a coffee and I look around and spot a water bottle in the back of the van, have I got my little Halfords cooker? YES, water yes, cooker yes, kettle???? YES any coffee ? Oh Yeah, perfect. So I set the kettle on my side cabinet by the slider next to the kerb and make some coffee. Within seconds, people are stopping, “Nice van mate” then “Ooooh these are worth a fortune bud” “love your wheels doooood” and all that sort of stuff. A door or two down is a sort of a surf shop and the guys have come out of there and the owner is trying to do a deal on my van and he seems to think that two or three grand should be getting his arm ripped off :mrgreen: And I’m loving it.
Take your time Mrs Ozziedog :mrgreen:
Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,, and all that before the kettle boils, love that whistle :mrgreen:
On Friday , I had to take Mrs Ozziedog to the ladies barbers to make her even more beautiful than she is now So you wouldn’t believe that was possible now would you. So I drop her off to get a little more colour added :roll: and was told to come back in two and a half hours and she would ring me when this minor miracle had been acheived A series of unusual events happened. It was an absolutely fab day and the sun was out and everybods had their summery clothes on , even I had my extra large Bombay Bloomers camo shorts on . So I drop Mrs Ozziedog off at the miracle workers in the middle of Bristol town right by the water and promptly hot foot it off to my favourite cafe for my bestest meal of a ginormous salad and a jacket spud with lashings of home made chilli. I’ve sorted this out in world record time :lol: So I go for a cruise about in the town in the glorious sunshine in my little bus. Suns out and the sceneries brilliant and most of Bristol has a 20 speed limit, perfect for cruising and showing off your wheels to the tourists in the town. I cruise about so much that I’m busting for a pee and there’s nowhere to stop and spend a penny in town without going into a multi storey that you may or may not get stuck in :shock: So we put our foot down and drive just out of town to a friendly Tesco and saved the day. I drive back to town now but even I’m getting peed off driving around and around and around, almost to the point of the van is almost dizzy. So I spot a parking place at the top of Park street which is quite a steep hill lined with trendy shops right in the middle of town by the uni. Danny Mckaskill did some sort of bike race up this hill a couple of years back. So I park up so I don’t run out of petrol then I sit there waiting for about twenty minutes and I’m just about-cheesed off with waiting by now . So I’m thinking I’ll get a coffee and I look around and spot a water bottle in the back of the van, have I got my little Halfords cooker? YES, water yes, cooker yes, kettle???? YES any coffee ? Oh Yeah, perfect. So I set the kettle on my side cabinet by the slider next to the kerb and make some coffee. Within seconds, people are stopping, “Nice van mate” then “Ooooh these are worth a fortune bud” “love your wheels doooood” and all that sort of stuff. A door or two down is a sort of a surf shop and the guys have come out of there and the owner is trying to do a deal on my van and he seems to think that two or three grand should be getting his arm ripped off :mrgreen: And I’m loving it.Take your time Mrs Ozziedog :mrgreen:
Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,, and all that before the kettle boils, love that whistle :mrgreen:
