mjknight71
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words and music by Eric Idle (adapted :lol: )
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always sit on the right side of the bus...
Always look on the underside side of the bus...
If it seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.
And...always sit on the right side of the bus...
Always look on the underside side of the bus...
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of rust
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of ****
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and rusts a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And always sit on the right side of the bus...
Always look on the underside side of the bus...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always sit on the right side of the bus...
Always sit on the right side of the bus...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always sit on the right side of the bus...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always sit on the right side of the bus...
.....I was the 'and' in Lennon and McCartney :lol: :lol:
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always sit on the right side of the bus...
Always look on the underside side of the bus...
If it seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.
And...always sit on the right side of the bus...
Always look on the underside side of the bus...
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of rust
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of ****
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and rusts a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And always sit on the right side of the bus...
Always look on the underside side of the bus...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always sit on the right side of the bus...
Always sit on the right side of the bus...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always sit on the right side of the bus...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always sit on the right side of the bus...
.....I was the 'and' in Lennon and McCartney :lol: :lol:
