Bird Shite!

[ed.]

aren't trees tomorrows coal?

could just clip it a bit (a lot) Everybody likes a neatly trimmed bush :lol:

 

[ozziedog]

That`s sort of true ed,, but,,, if they is tommorrows coal,,, then they`re next weeks diamonds :shock:

Ozziedog,,,,,,,,, Trees are diamonds :lol: 8) :lol:

 

[type2tattoo]

Whats oil made from then?

I'm afraid my tree has to stay eau naturel, twenty grand fine if I trim it :shock: I could put a scarecrow up there though :lol:

 

[ed.]

Whats oil made from then?

I'm afraid my tree has to stay eau naturel, twenty grand fine if I trim it :shock: I could put a scarecrow up there though :lol:

oil is from squished prehistoric snails and things :?

don't think wurzel gummage is up to much these days.

 

[Trikky2]

Oil is coal that hasn't set yet.

 

[Blacksack]

i find one of these works wonders on keeping beetles and campers free of bird poo and squirrel shit whilst providing free grub for the camping stove

and before anyone says anything about being overkill this is my "small" one

 

[yorkiebay]

the soulution is chop the tree down and buy a log burner then all is well. :lol: