vinvan said:
I agree with Ozzy, the older you get the more things go missing, glasses, pens, pencils, spanners, sockets, the list goes on, the other day was working under the bus with a screwdriver put it on the floor for a few seconds and "shazam" its gone, found it on the kitchen table two hours later ??????????????
I have to double and triple check any jeans or trousers that are going into the wash. Check all the pockets. Had a pair of jeans in there with a couple of sockets in the pocket. Mrs Ozziedog says”What’s that bloody noise” and” I think we need a new washing machine “ so check and check and check again or it might cost you a few hundred :shock:
Another thing,,,,,,, I must have eight or ten or maybe even a dozen pairs of reading glasses. I usually can’t find any at all and sometimes they have like a gang meeting and they’re all in one place taking the piss out of me. I got three newish pairs and one of them has got a lace on it like Dame Edna, Mrs Ozziedog thought that might house train me. I’ve got four or five sets in metal cases from Aldi, and various other ones and some have got no padded bit for on top of your hooter and a couple of pairs halve been repaired with super glue and you can’t bend the arm no more :lol: These ones are in real life just confined to the garage because Mrs Ozziedog calls me a tramp if she finds them in the house,,,, but when they have their gang meeting and annual piss taking extravaganza,, then they’re there with their mates bigging it up and acting all hard and smudgy. If they could talk, they’d be saying “Wot You Lookin At” and I’d say ,,,,“Nuffink cus I can’t find me glasses” , :lol:
Ozziedog,,,,,,,,now I’m making lunch now, so don’t forget and set things on fire,, again :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: