Bollocks!

[ozziedog]

No surgery thankfully.... Any more guesses how I did it?! :msn4:

I even got a date out of it! :lol:

Now impress the hell out of me and tell me it`s with that authentic looking little nursey type, that lurks about under each and every one of your posts ! :shock: Better still ,, tell me that`s your sister and give me her phone number !!

Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,, Can you tell that Mrs Ozziedog ain`t back from her hols yet ! :lol: :lol:

 

[ozziedog]

Hey slammed,,, if you`re up to it,,, you could make up 3 or 4 or more stories and then we could have a poll as to the right one. I reckon tripping over a kerb whilst saving the planet from an invasion of water cooled Marsians who were attacking you with light sabres,, laser guided particle blasters, and really big water pistols ! :roll:

Ozziedog,,,,,,,,, :mrgreen:

 

[dubs and classics]

Did you fail to spot a speed bump while driving your bus in the obligatory "laying on the steering wheel" position? :lol:

Speedy recovery bud.

 

[Slammed]

Did you fail to spot a speed bump while driving your bus in the obligatory "laying on the steering wheel" position? :lol:

Speedy recovery bud.

Haha, its funny you say that Jason, I accidentally phone Ted from Slamewerks once like that from having my phone in my top pocket! :lol:

Ok, so first hint... It wasn't from driving my bus. :msn4:

 

[Mark6455]

Was it while you were showing off to the girls how you can pull wheelies on your three wheel scooter while flicking through camper and bus
Always another bonus you'll have to get someone to wipe your arse :shock:

 

[Slammed]

Was it while you were showing off to the girls how you can pull wheelies on your three wheel scooter while flicking through camper and bus
Always another bonus you'll have to get someone to wipe your arse :shock:

Thankfully I can still wipe my own arse first, and such a question might be innappropriate on a second date! :lol:

Nope, I'm not a scooterist... Do I look like one?!

 

[Slammed]

Well after 7-ish weeks I finally drove my bus today. All feels ok, so Skeg here I come!

 

[ozziedog]

Hey well done ! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Now you seem to have forgotten to tell us about the date / s ?????

Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,,, Operating on a needs to know basis ! ,, We (earlybay) needs to know ! :mrgreen:

P.S. The `how he done it ' comp went a bit quiet ????? So ????? :mrgreen:

 

[dubscum]

well done Ollie, Now don't put your arm through the bars at the Zoo again

 

[Slammed]

well done Ollie, Now don't put your arm through the bars at the Zoo again

:lol: