How NOT to sell a car!!

[cunning plan]

This guy has to be kidding.

THE WORST add EVER. But then, from a marketing point of view, you always position your product in a way that your target audience can understand. So as this is a chav’d up Corsa for almost £7,000 with over 168,000 miles on, you would have to be a complete pr1ck to buy this anyway so typing like one shouldn’t make a difference.


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:roll: :roll:
Can you believe the car actually SOLD? :roll:

 

[Araon]

What a perfect advert
































for abortion :roll:

 

[noddy]

LMAO :lol:

Doyou fink he as soiled it?

 

[faux]

OMG! I assume that is a joke!!! :?

 

[DizziBird]

It's like a whole new language - I can't read half of it! I can't even do text speak :lol:

 

[sparkywig]

:shock: 'kin hell, it's hard work reading that.

 

[buddysbuddy]

****8 EGG SORSTS***** :lol:

Say what you see!!!

What a tool!

 

[67 BAY]

STOP tekkin p*"s it reeds orreight wen tha cums frumt taarn

 

[Araon]

Steve you cant defend this tool I dont care what regional dialect you have thats just numpty speak....

I cant believe hes admitting to and advocating cheating the tax man and the insurance company :roll:

I bet his parents are proud ......

Theres a brain cell out there loose on the look out for its partner......What a nob jockey.... :lol:

 

[froggy]

Couldn't understand it and to be honest stopped reading after about the 2nd or 3rd line.
What a knob,

 

[67 BAY]

Not defending him Araon :shock: But there's VW folk who do the same thing

 

[Araon]

I know I went on a fools errand on the hunt for a bus..... the ad was a joke but promised so much alas the bus was an even bigger joke at a funnier price.....

 

[RICH-I-AM]

That is a funny read :mrgreen: How did he pass his driving test :?:

 

[scott wilson]

:shock:

 

[gninnam]

Having read that, I had to buy the car :shock:

 

[LalitaTripura]

I had to get my 15 year old to translate!

 

[Big Nick]

Simple Chav,Corsa,Text Speak (still remember the first chavved up Bug Jam),
They will never understand us.
And thank F**K we will never understand them.

Hoorah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Getting excited about Vanfest, hope to see as many of you as poss there!



Cheers
Nick & Zile

 

[Graham L]

Cunning

What exactly where you doing looking at show cars on Pistonheads, something you should tell us :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Posted it to everyone in the office and we've all had a good laugh this morning, even my 18 year son who drives a saxo cringed when he read the ad.................he's going to email the guy to see if he can go and have a look :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[cunning plan]

Cunning

What exactly where you doing looking at show cars on Pistonheads, something you should tell us :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Posted it to everyone in the office and we've all had a good laugh this morning, even my 18 year son who drives a saxo cringed when he read the ad.................he's going to email the guy to see if he can go and have a look :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

I found it on another forum (fordmondeo.org - as I have one as my daily driver) honest :lol:

Yeah I made it do the rounds in my office too, my buddy sent an email asking to have a look in chav speak using the alias $ BIG RICK $ haha!!! :lol:

 

[Guest]

definitely FAKE!