Having got my first ever (first time I have even been in one) bus 2 weeks ago, would just like to make the following observations...
- I now have muscles in my arms from steering I didn't know existed
I am getting very adept at doing 3 point turns on mini islands
Brakes are highly overrated, I'm sure it will stop eventually
I have to drive it like a bike, accelerate like bllx down the hill to try and get up the other side
Global warming does not exist in the inside of my van. I can now see why drivers gloves were popular in the 60s. And scarfs and hats and sheepskin jackets.
The engine is at the back so I can't hear what is going on
There was no rain in the 60's or my wipers are on a go slow
The windscreen wash is purely for entertainment value. Whilst sitting in traffic I can play 'Will the water squirt reach the wiper blade?'
My van is like the crystal Maze, I have a different key for every panel
I need to diet. If I put any weight on, or my legs get any longer I will not fit in the driver seat
Radio looks lovely and retro. Only problem is I have to sing to the bus, as it doesn't actually produce any noise
The headlights work off one of the 3 buttons with identical pictures on. I am veering towards the middle button atm
I always have my phone on fully charge and AA on speed dial now
I am booking her into PA (Petrol Anonymous) as she appears to have a huge drinking habit
People hang out their cars and make strange signs at me. At first I thought it was abuse, but it appears I have joined some funny club like the Masons and need to learn the funny handshakes
Is the best feeling in the world going past (the other direction obviously) another bus. I actually got bottled up when he flashed his headlights. If I ever learn where the full beam is I will reciprocate, rather than do mad waving signs
They are wicked, and love it!