Who Has Eaten Way Tooooooooo Much

[ozziedog]

Just got back from the nieces place where we spent most of the day Another fantastic Christmas with the little peeps getting way too much stuff (from me included) way too much sweets and chocolate and way too excited and hiper to boot :roll: I have probably eaten more today than most small countries eat in a week :shock: My belly was fit to burst after lunch,,,,,,,,,, then came the Christmas Pudd :roll: Opened another lorry load of presents and then we was dragged back to the table again after what seemed like half an hour for tea :shock: Even I surrendered and refused dessert,,,,, well at least once, then got talked into a particularly delicious home made cheese cake,,,,,, yuummmmm!! :roll: More farting in one house than a Tsunami,,,, fact!! I could hardly drive on the way home with my belly rubbing on the steering wheel :lol: But I made it home in one peice and possibly will never need to or want to eat again! :mrgreen:

Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,,,,, Tomorrow it starts again at ours :roll: :lol: :shock: :lol: :roll:

 

[BARKING MARK]

Yep its official ive eaten way too much. First christmas dinner at lunch time with the girlfriend then off to my parents for 2nd christmas dinner this evening. I have never eaten so many sprouts in one day :? The sacrifices we make to keep everyone happy. I need a wheelbarrow to put my stomach in so i can walk :lol:
I may be seriously responsible for adding to Greenhouse gases !

 

[dub boy]

Just got back from the nieces place where we spent most of the day Another fantastic Christmas with the little peeps getting way too much stuff (from me included) way too much sweets and chocolate and way too excited and hiper to boot :roll: I have probably eaten more today than most small countries eat in a week :shock: My belly was fit to burst after lunch,,,,,,,,,, then came the Christmas Pudd :roll: Opened another lorry load of presents and then we was dragged back to the table again after what seemed like half an hour for tea :shock: Even I surrendered and refused dessert,,,,, well at least once, then got talked into a particularly delicious home made cheese cake,,,,,, yuummmmm!! :roll: More farting in one house than a Tsunami,,,, fact!! I could hardly drive on the way home with my belly rubbing on the steering wheel :lol: But I made it home in one peice and possibly will never need to or want to eat again! :mrgreen:

Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,,,,, Tomorrow it starts again at ours :roll: :lol: :shock: :lol: :roll:

i have just seen this post and i have to say i am pmsl and i fell of the chair .allso eaten to much to the point that i need to suport my belly to walk :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[jonboylaw]

I'm stuffed, can't write anymore..

 

[ozziedog]

I'm stuffed, can't write anymore..

:lol: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :lol: ^^^

I also need a wheel barrow, a very very sturdy wheelbarrow to enable forward motion.
So !!!!! The concensus of opinion then is that it wasn`t just me. I`m now down at the breakfast table, not really sure if I`m ready for anything to eat ,,,,,,,,,yet But Mrs Ozziedog has made me a couple of peices of toast to kick off the days eating frenzy :? I`ve just been informed we`re having a fry up brunch at elevenish :roll: Then from two to three we do the traditional bit of cold cuts and `REAL' chips :mrgreen: The deep fat fryer is allowed out to play once a year and once a year only, and you`ll never guess what day that is,, ok ,, it`s not that hard a guess,, it`s today, it lives the rest of the year in the garage, scrubbed within an inch of its life before he`s put away then wrapped up in a hundred and ten bin bags then scrubbed again when he comes out. New bottles of cooking oil have appeared, as they do at this time every year. I feel really sorry for the chippy fryer,,, it`s like a dirty little secret thing that we do once a year, then he is returned in shame and definitly out of sight down the garage, away from prying eyes, hidden by the Waffen SS of dieting (Mrs Ozziedog that`ll be) :lol: Me and the chippy fryer have a thing or two in common, we is both only let out once a year and we have never performed to our potential in Mrs Ozziedogs kitchen :shock: :shock: :shock: This afternoon I`ll be on cooking duty and I`ll be cooking up a storm with the chippy fryer and peeling spuds (Maris Pipers) like a whirling Dervish with a boning knife :lol: Mrs Ozziedog dosen`t have anything to do with the chippy fryer of course :msn4: nor me thinking about it :lol: Mr Chippy Fryer is several steps too far down the social ladder for Mrs Ozziedog and the dieting Gestapo, but today and only for today it`ll be Ozziedog and Mr Chippy Fryer performing in the kitchen and producing cold cuts and chips of beauty for the masses to appraise and stuff themselves silly !!!! :lol: :mrgreen: :lol:

Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Gert properrrer chips :lol: :lol:

 

[Danbury Doug]

Portion size for me was reduced this year............................... :lol:

 

[ozziedog]

Riding high and cruising slow 8)

Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,,, With our tums down low :lol: 8) :lol:

 

[Danbury Doug]

Riding high and cruising slow 8)

Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,,, With our tums down low :lol: 8) :lol:

:lol: :lol: Yes!!

 

[jonboylaw]

How about deep frying battered green beans and try to convince Mrs OD that it is healthy... Or go for the jugular and try the deep fried mars bar option, with a brandy/beer batter mix... You know you want to..

I type this from the throne room as is make way for tonight's festivities, cold cuts and pickles.. I have a soft spot for red cabbage ( shhhhhh).

 

[68_early_bay]

Definitely ate far too much :lol:














But....just Gunna whip up a bit of bubble and squeak lol :msn4:

 

[dubscum]

was moaning about my belly to my Mrs, while slapping a hefty dollop of English mustard on to a rather large section of pork pie

 

[dub boy]

DING DING ROUND THREE .been told to eat :lol: :lol: :lol: she dont want the food going to waste .

 

[67panel]

made so turkey soup today and had some for lunch(liking lips smily)baked taty and cold meat for tea and got to try to finish the trifle in a mo.still have a big plate of ham and turkey left ,sounds like a pie to me 8)

 

[ozziedog]

Is there gonna be any room for beer tonight ???? Just finished off the last of the home made cheese cake after a ship sinking portion of cottage pie and fresh veggies, and that was because we had so much crap like pork pies and pickles and pickled eggs and onions and piggies in blankets and all sorts of wonders yesterday The fridge is groaning as well after the amount of food that went in and out of it in the last couple of days :shock: which reminds me :idea:
What`s the difference between a fridge and a fanny ?????
The fridge don`t fart when you take the meat out !! , :lol: :roll: :roll: :lol:
And all the other naughty little jokes told by the men folk as they huddled together outside having a ciggie in between bouts at the Christmas table, unheard by the ladies (The Coven) of course :lol: I got a mouse mat for Christmas featuring my very own rusty vw badge on it, looks like it`s been made to look rusty and old but in fact it really is a photo of my nose badge :mrgreen: Now as I use a lappy toppy and an air mouse, does anyone have any good ideas that I can use it for ???? :idea: The best I can think of so far is to use it as a dash mat in my bus , it`s about 10" X 6" any good ideas will be considered Thinking about going for a little run / jog for half an hour, but as I struggle to walk to the bus,, I might pass on that,,,,,,,, was a good idea though :lol: Also need to save my energy to walk out the front to my mates car when he comes to drag me up the pub

Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,,,, Be glad to get back to work, all this resting is so tiring :lol: :lol:

 

[Shorty]

OD, you're a star! LMAO here and the wife and MiL are asking what's funny...

What do I say!! Lol!

 

[dub boy]

Is there gonna be any room for beer tonight ???? Just finished off the last of the home made cheese cake after a ship sinking portion of cottage pie and fresh veggies, and that was because we had so much crap like pork pies and pickles and pickled eggs and onions and piggies in blankets and all sorts of wonders yesterday The fridge is groaning as well after the amount of food that went in and out of it in the last couple of days :shock: which reminds me :idea:
What`s the difference between a fridge and a fanny ?????
The fridge don`t fart when you take the meat out !! , :lol: :roll: :roll: :lol:
And all the other naughty little jokes told by the men folk as they huddled together outside having a ciggie in between bouts at the Christmas table, unheard by the ladies (The Coven) of course :lol: I got a mouse mat for Christmas featuring my very own rusty vw badge on it, looks like it`s been made to look rusty and old but in fact it really is a photo of my nose badge :mrgreen: Now as I use a lappy toppy and an air mouse, does anyone have any good ideas that I can use it for ???? :idea: The best I can think of so far is to use it as a dash mat in my bus , it`s about 10" X 6" any good ideas will be considered Thinking about going for a little run / jog for half an hour, but as I struggle to walk to the bus,, I might pass on that,,,,,,,, was a good idea though :lol: Also need to save my energy to walk out the front to my mates car when he comes to drag me up the pub

Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,,,, Be glad to get back to work, all this resting is so tiring :lol: :lol:

pmsl here to :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[ozziedog]

Back from the pub now :mrgreen: But whatever you do,,,,,, don`t tell them gals what we yacks about on here. You may be completely unaware,,,,, but,,,,, they is all members of covens somewhere. Just think about it,,,, it starts off with missing socks :shock: then the bus don`t start :shock: and we`ve all heard them whispering, aint we ????? and the next thing you know,,,,,,,, we`re back to being frogs again :shock:

Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,, SSSSsssshhhhhh :mrgreen:

 

[Quincey]

Ozziedog, your posts have made me laugh. It's Friday morning and I'm still as full as a fat girls sock. Got a pile of turkey to consume that you couldn't jump over but you gotta love christmas time.
I think it's back to skinheads on a raft next week (beans on toast).

 

[BARKING MARK]

After having eaten 2 christmas dinners complete with too many sprouts ,i was so pleased to get a third on boxing day disguised as Bubble and Squeek....and boy do i now squeek, no matter how hard i hold my cheeks together the sprouts are having their revenge! :lol:

 

[Marvel]

It's funny how we jut keeping piling it in day after day, I've not even felt remotely peckish since lunch on christmas eve, and after Christmas dinner that ran from 1500 to 1900, I was only feeling like I could move until after midnight.
That coupled with the wine, port, malt and ale, no one will now use the downstairs toilet until a good hour after me. :?
Christmas is ace!!