In all reality, there should with the aid of modern design capabilities, there should actually be a built in section somewhere in every Bay Window that fits a couple of Naughty Poodles or Potty Noodles. I’ll have a chat with Rusty Lee of rock and roll bed fame to check if he has anything in the pipeline that’ll fit a couple of Naughty Poodles to the underside of the bed as a standard requirement for now on. I’m thinking a couple of easy access Velcro fitments to aid with the timing of the cooking, ie after twenty or so Stellas. So I’m thinking along the lines of seatbelt regulations that ensure all seatbelts can be released one handedly and of course all Naughty poodles are treated safely and with utmost respect until their doom is nigh. An alternative solution could possibly be like the cup holders in the foldy uppy camping chairs where they have a mesh holder. That could be fitted along the inside of the bed cupboards just under the seat so you can reach them in times of emergency and Stella induced hunger spasms, without danger to your upper limbs. But remember,,, you still gotta be capable of boiling that kettle
Ozziedog,,,,,,,,After your third Stella, fill the kettle and leave a spoon handy